Do You Fear What I Fear?: Or, the Unnecessary Christmas Homage Title
Sometimes, I am paralyzed by fear. Often it happens unexpectedly, and other times I know exactly when I'll freeze up. The things that make me scared are many and varied. Some of them are so benign that it's insane to even spend any time thinking of them; others are more real and raw. Here is a list of some of the things I fear, in no particular order: ingesting cleaning products having an aneurism that no man will ever fall in love with me that I will never fall in love with a man that the man I love and the man who loves me will not be the same person not being as smart as my peers my professors not thinking I am smart or eloquent being too smart and seeming arrogant and aloof that I will never meet Don Miller touching raw chicken; getting salmonella checking my bank account speaking in public to my peers a man like Mitt Romney being president someday that I will someday just end up alone in a rented apartment eating my way through tubes of Pillsbury cookie do